barkingdog

Q: What is the difference between a good secretary & an excellent one? A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir." & an excellent secretary says, "It's morning, sir." Q. What is the difference between Biology and Sociology? A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he looks like the neighbor, that's sociology. Q: What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl? A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a Mummy.