barkingdog

Q: What is the difference between a good secretary & an excellent one?
A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir."
& an excellent secretary says, "It's morning, sir."

Q. What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology.
If he looks like the neighbor, that's sociology.

Q: What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl?
A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a Mummy.